It’s National Disabilities Awareness Month! We have a special episode of Sesame Street airing tomorrow featuring Brandeis, who is learning to be a service dog for people of differing abilities. Tune in tomorrow to meet him!
This reminds me just how awesome Sesame Street is and how sad it would be if they lost funding. I’ve been brainstorming this and I think I have a solution.
This is the new Gerald R. Ford class supercarrier.
They plan on building about 11 of these. Each one costs 9 billion dollars. What if we made one of them a little shorter? Maybe they could just not build the tip. An aircraft carrier circumcision of sorts.
That’s like a billion dollars right there and I don’t think the Navy would miss it. It will be easier to clean and the ladies would find it more attractive.